Robot Monkeys

This one’s a two-fer.

So I went to see my uncle play in his band. During a lull in the music, the lead guitarist decides to tell jokes.

“I wrote a new song. It’s called, ‘She Broke My Heart, So I Broke Her Jaw.”

Alas, there really wasn’t such a song. That title does blow away my country song title, “Hard Drinkin’ Woman.”

He followed this “joke” with, “What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You already told her twice!”

Ahh, domestic violence. Fun for half the family.

Damn. That’s redneck for even Southern Illinois.