What Does a $3k/hr Hooker Look Like?
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008Like this:

I can’t imagine that a $3000 blowjob would be 100 times better than a $30 blowjob, or even a 1000 times better than $3 one. The whole price point and the variance among the prices just boggles my mind.
It’s like Bender’s dilemma in Futurama, “What to do? What to do? Should I get one $300 hooker bot, or 300 $1 hooker bots?” If I was to spend $3000 on prostitutes, I think I’d go with 10 $300 hookers instead of just 1 $3000 hooker. Spread them out over the week. Live like a rock a star, or perhaps sheik with a harem. Just saying.