Robot Monkeys

The only audio recording of the RFK assassination identifies two different guns.

Wow.

Now I didn’t know anything about the RFK assassination except that Sirhan Sirhan, a Palestinian, was caught with a gun immediately after the shooting, and was convicted.

What I didn’t know was that, there were 14 bulletts were recovered, but Sirhan Sirhan’s gun only held 8! What the hell? Why was this man ever considered a lone gunman? The shooting took only 5 seconds. Just mathematically, there had to be another gun. The autopsy said RFK was shot from behind, including powder burns , but Sirhan Sirhan was in front. There were powder burns on RFK’s skin, but Sirhan Sirhan was 2 to 5 feet away.

Why would anyone believe any of this?

JFK? One man. RFK? Fucking coverup.

Update: Sun Feb 24 20:29:53 PST 2008
Now, I read the FBI Report, and you get 13 “bullets,” if you count every entry point. (e.g. Bullet 4, which entered RFK’s right back, exited his right front, and then was lost after it hit a ceiling tile, counts as two “bullets.” One that hit RFK, and another that hit the ceiling.)

Two feet is arms length, so you could easily shove the muzzle of a gun a couple of inches away from someone that was that close. All the bullets in the official story have them striking RFK from behind, which the conspiracy theorists claim were covered up.

So I’m going to completely back off from this. However, none of this accounts for the recording analysis that apparently passed muster enough to be published in the Journal of the American Academy of Forensic Sciences, which is apparently the respected journal for forensic science.