Robot Monkeys

It is so disappointing to learn in the most recent commercials, that Erin Esurance doesn’t really have pink hair. Apparently, this has been long establshed.

It also breaks my heart that in the most recent commercials, she’s just an actress, and not really a superspy; but I’m more bummed about hair.

It has been so long, since I’ve seen such a shitty website.

But then again, I never visit MySpace.

I love to come across such abject failures of design. Poorly tiled backgrounds. Pixelated graphics. Low contrast text. Animation! Animation! ANIMATION! Background music! I love it all, because I know there came a point were whoever was making the site sat back in his/her chair smiled and said, “That looks good.”

People don’t set out to make gaudy ugly sites. They just don’t see that there’s anything wrong with what they’re doing.

We ought to bring back the <blink>. It’s not like it MySpace could actually look that worse.

Every so often I check the junk mail folder on my hotmail account, just in case something got misfiled. Today I found a poem of sorts. Here are the 9 messages in order:

This reminds me of the AOL Search Log poem that was written over the course of 23 days.