Wazzup 8 Years Later
I hated the original Budweiser ads, but you have admit that it’s pretty cool that’s the original cast.
The monkeys know all.
I hated the original Budweiser ads, but you have admit that it’s pretty cool that’s the original cast.
So I’m reading slashdot, and I notice the ad. It’s sexxy elves, or something. I’m not entirely sure what it’s for. I think some game, but I’m not entirely sure what kind of game. It certainly looks like it could be some of sex game. While I’m not sure about the subject of the ad, I’m quite sure about its target demographic though.
I’ve noticed that even with Microsoft’s advertisement infrastructure, Facebook has the shittiest ads. Like absolutely HORRIBLE ads. There’s no excuse for that. Facebook knows EVERYTHING to target ads to people. They know where you are. They know what you like. They know all your demographic information. They know all your friends, and everything about them. They have everything they need to do microtargeting of ads. Yet, they epically fail.
“Punch the monkey and win a free ipod”? That’s your ad? Geez.
Recently they’ve been serving “Date hot chicks near you!” to me.
Until today…

As far as I can tell, It’s because I set my status update to “Jonathan is a sexxy dude.”
Two billion dollars my ass.