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	<title>Robot Monkeys</title>
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	<description>The monkeys know all.</description>
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		<title>Saint Jesse Helms</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Marc Thiessen deifies Helms in Monday&#8217;s WaPo.  Oh poor Jesse!  How you stood up to such horrible men like Clinton and Castro!  The quote that really got me though was this:

What his critics could not appreciate is that, by the time he left office, Jesse Helms had become a mainstream conservative. And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/07/08/saint-jesse-helms/</link>
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		<title>Bush is Attending the Olympic Ceremonies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, got to love the Republicans are strong on China.  That&#8217;s unfair.  The dems cave too. They&#8217;re both beholden to their corporate masters.  Bush in a stunning display of strength, will attend the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.
Keeping quiet, not saying anything.  &#8220;Rolling&#8221; if you will shows strength.  Saying, &#8220;Hey. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/07/06/bush-is-attending-the-olympic-ceremonies/</link>
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		<title>Euphemism of the Day</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Surprise Sex
&#8220;The masked man jumped out of the bushes and rapedhad surprise sex with the woman.&#8221;

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		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/07/05/euphemism-of-the-day/</link>
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		<title>USA! USA! USA!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First up, we have defending hot dog eating champ Joey Chestnut defeating ex-champ Takeru &#8220;Arthritic Jaw&#8221; Kobayashi.   w00t!
Secondly, we have Sen. Jesse Helms taking MC Hawking&#8217;s advice at 86.
USA! USA! USA!
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		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/07/04/usa-usa-usa/</link>
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		<title>Fox &#038; Friends &#038; Photoshop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I think that nothing Fox will do will surprise me, they manage to dig a ditch an get just that much lower.  
The great thing about Fox &#038; Friends is just how unabashedly &#8220;fair and balanced&#8221; it is.  The hosts are such horrible hacks, but even then I didn&#8217;t think Roger Alles [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/07/02/fox-friends-photoshop/</link>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Scott Banister Now</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have this fascination with Scott Banister.  &#8220;Fascination&#8221; is too strong of a word for it, so I guess I should say &#8220;reoccurring curiosity&#8221; about Scott Banister.
I knew Scott Banister.  Ryan introduced me to him early freshman year of college.  He&#8217;s smart.  He was big in the ACM, and founded the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/06/29/wheres-scott-banister-now/</link>
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		<title>Lazy CNN Misrepresents for Fear</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So CNN publishes an article about the Great Tomato Scare of 2008 (If anyone wants to use that, you owe me a buck.), and the headline completely misrepresents the article.  The headline: &#8220;Health Officials Question Whether Tomatoes Behind Outbreak&#8220;.  And what&#8217;s the quote from the story hightlights?
&#8220;FDA: &#8216;There is a strong epidemiological association [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/06/27/lazy-cnn-misrepresents-for-fear/</link>
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		<title>Today at Mordor Castle</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m standing in this lounge thing at MSR when something outside catches my eye.  So I  casually stroll over to the window and what do I see?
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		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/06/26/today-at-mordor-castle/</link>
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		<title>All Your Soul are Belong to Us</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was wrong.
t-jokore(a)microsoft.com
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		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/06/25/i-liked-you-better-before-you-sold-out-2/</link>
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		<title>MSM Cancels Iraq</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After 5 years of Iraq and 7 years on Afghanistan, the war is played out.
So why am I supposed to take the MSM seriously again?
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		<link>http://robotmonkeys.net/2008/06/22/msm-cancels-iraq/</link>
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