Archive for November, 2008

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Sunday, November 30th, 2008

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Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Shepard Fairey on Obama Hope

Friday, November 28th, 2008

There’s an interview on current.tv with Shepard Fairey about his Obama posters. I already mentioned my growing disillusionment with Fairey. While I didn’t explicitly say it in that post, I thought he’s on his way to becoming Paul Frank. I now think he’s on his way to becoming some sort of new Warhol / Paul Frank. Hackish, yet acclaimed, and ubiquitous.

Something new I learned about Fairey is that he’s into to DJing. He even brings up the parallels between his approach to art and DJing. I agree. There is a big connection. After all, Henry Rollins, “DJ Fuckface puts on a record of someone else’s music and calls himself a musician.”

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Friday, November 28th, 2008

Last Temptation of Christ

Friday, November 28th, 2008

So after 20 years, I finally saw Martin Scorsese’s Last Temptation of Christ. I’ve wanted to see this ever since it was made because of the boycotts, and the accusations of the sacrilege. It’s not a bad movie, but it’s not a good one either. It’s thoroughly forgettable.

He gets crucified with 45 minutes to go. And here’s the thing I found odd about the scene. In the opening scene of the movie, Jesus is making a cross beam for a crucifix (he’s the only carpenter that will make them for the Romans), and then he has to carry the cross beam behind the condemned all the way to Golgatha, where he helps the Romans crucify the man. As a nice touch, the Romans nail a board reading “SEDITIO” to the crucifix. Now when it comes times to crucify Jesus, Jesus has to carry his own crossbeam (no word if he had to make it, or if they’re reusing the one he made before. The two thieves are nailed to trees.), and the Roman board listing the crime reads “I·N·R·I”. What? So which is more likely: Scorsese not realizing that INRI means “IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVD& AElig;ORVM”, or that audiences wouldn’t get it because they’ve never seen the depiction of the crucifixion that was larger than two inches?

It’s the remaining 45 minutes that caused the most controversy. Jesus’s British guardian angel comes and shows him his life if he wasn’t the messiah. He marries Mary Magdalene, then fucks her while the preteen British girlguardian angel waits outside. A pregnant Magdalene “is killed by God” for unknown reasons. Jesus goes back to Nazareth, grows old where he becomes a bigamist with Lazarus’s two sisters. Jesus and two wives and multiple children go out and meet a preaching Paul who tells the canonical Jesus story, and when Jesus says he’s lying since he didn’t die, Paul says it doesn’t matter because his story is better. Jesus goes to Jerusalem where it catches on fire and he grows old, and on his death bed meets his disciples, and Harvey Keitel as Judas calls him a traitor for skipping out on the crucifixion. Jesus then realizes that the angel is really the devil (You had know she was evil. She’s British!), and then is magically transported back to the crucifix, where he dies and the film becomes overexposed.

That’s it. Sure Jesus is more interesting and not a two-dimensional superhero, but really… Maybe if I actually cared about religion, it mean something more, but as it is I just don’t care.

The New Day The Earth Stood Still

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Now I’m not a fan of remakes, especially when it’s a remake of a classic. When I saw the first trailer the remake of Day the Earth Stood Still, I was willing to give it a try. Keanu’s typical stoner acting (I’m convinced that every character he plays is just alternate versions “Ted” Theodore Logan.) fits well with Klaatu’s otherworldly presence. It looked cerebral and cool. Yeah, it was going to be different, since Gort attacks in it. (And what a weapon! Grey goo!)

The new trailer makes the movie look completely asinine. Predator drones attacking Gort in formation? Sounds like someone in Holywood said, “What’s cool? Let’s get some of those drones I heard about on CNN? Get some of those! I want hundreds!”" It looks like Independence Day. It just look horrible.

“Innovation” Microsoft Style

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

I ended up downloading New Xbox Experience. (Why MS Marketing insists on putting “New” in the name, I don’t know. When they upgrade this, will it be “Newer Xbox Experience”? How about when the 360 gets replaced? Will the new interface (and there will be a new interface; there always is) be just called “Xbox Experience”, even though it’s actually new, or will be forced to talk about “the new New Xbox Experience” and “the old New Xbox Experience”?)
I haven’t bothered messing with the interface to actually make any judgements on how well it works compared to the old blades format; and given that neither Andrew nor I actually use XBox Live(!), I doubt I ever will. I did do one thing with it, since it was strongly hinted that I should. I made an Avatar. (Yeah, MS Marketing apparently capitalizes it.)

It’s a Mii, but only suckier. Mii’s are cute. Avatars aren’t. Mii’s aren’t just cute. They’re kawaii. They’re adorably Japanese. Avatars, are clearly American, not that that’s a bad thing, but these are clearly a knock off.

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Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Office of the President-Elect

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Now this is only my sixth president, but I do find it (refreshingly) strange that there’s so much emphasis on Obama. It’s almost as if he is president.

Granted, these are some extraordinary times given the financial crisis, but this is strange. He’s already announced his economic staff, and he’s going to officially announce his national security staff next week. He’s been holding regular press conferences.

I don’t remember anyone doing this, at least to this degree, ever.

Wrong Place Google

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

So I was going back and adding bookmarks to my favorite coffee houses and whatnot, because… well, I don’t know. Anyway, I turn to google to find the link to Longbranch Coffeehouse in Carbondale, Illinois. The don’t seem to have a really official page, but there’s enough review pages that it’s all the top hits. The top hit is strange though. Google scraped the pages for the address to place it on the map (which they did correctly) but inexplicably, they also found a link(!) for a completely different place in Carbondale. Now here’s where it gets really weird. Nowhere on Cousin Andy’s page does the word “Longbranch” appear, and for the life of me I can’t really figure out how their algorithm went so wrong.