Newsertainment Indeed

So I was looking at the CNN website and saw two icons sitting next to some of the headlines. One icon was a movie camera, which I knew meant it was a video link. The other icon is a t-shirt. Yes. You can get a t-shirt for selected hard hitting, breaking news stories like, LBJ Tapes reveal sudden about face.

So, why am I supposed to take CNN seriously again? And why can’t I get a t-shirt that reads “350 feared dead in Myanmar cyclone” or “Relative: Incest suspect served time for rape”?

All I need to do is figure out what they’re md5 hashing, and I can make my own!