Hindu hardliners say the project [to dig a shipping canal between India and Sri Lanka] will destroy what they say is a bridge built by Ram and his army of monkeys.
Scientists and archaeologists say the Ram Setu (Lord Ram’s bridge) - or Adam’s Bridge as it is sometimes called - is a natural formation of sand and stones.
I don’t know which I like more. The fact that the Archaeological Survey of India had to withdraw it’s report due to offending religious zealots, or that this article mentions a monkey army.
Monkey army! Monkeys in armor all lined up, perhaps with flags tied to their tails ala samurais. Instead of archers shooting arrows, monkeys flinging their own poo. Aww yeah.
“Go forth my monkey army and leave no village unrazed!”
eeek! eeek! eeek! *salute. scuries off*