No TV and No Beer Make Jonathan Something Something
Last night, at about 2am, the cable went out, taking the internet with it. This morning my roomate called comcast to complain, and they said, “We can’t fix it today, because it’s a holiday. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow.”
What? Since when do people not work on MLK day? It’s not a high holiday. It’s like fucking Presidents’ Day, only without the sales. Kids don’t go to school. Banks don’t take deposits. That’s it. Everyone else works.
Fuck James Earl Ray.
