This weekend John and I went out to the bars. While we were walking down the street, a car full of girls pulled up next to us and stopped. The window rolled down, and the girl in the passenger seat yelled out, “HEY! YOU WANNA FUCK?”.
I, like every other heterosexual male, have dreamed of this very moment since I was 12. All those years of dreams payed off when I spun around without missing a beat and said, “Sure thing baby!”.
Of course it wasn’t exactly like in my dream. In my dream, they don’t drive off.